A Dark Day in Norrisville

Randy: This is a dark day in Norrisville
The kind of day where everything was going well
Then McFist built a cyborg
It realized who I really am
Now McFist knows I'm the Norrisville Ninja

Mabel: This is a dark day in Norrisville
The kind of day where everything was going well
But instead of smiles and glee
With all my friends and family
My Ninja friend is feeling miserable inside

Randy: I don't care 'bout the Classfecta
I cannot be seen in public
Howard is trying his best to help me
Why was I chosen for this
I wish I never got the mask
The truth is I now hate my Ninja side
Now my life is no secret
McFist is out to get me
I can't keep this up for four more years

Mabel: Must fight back before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not use my grappling hook to help him out
For I oh so love the boy
All my thoughts he does consume
Oh Randy Cunningham, I'll fight the evil man

Randy: Now my nightmare is reality
I pinch my arm, but this is not a dream

Mabel: Oh Dipper, we can't give up
He'll end up stripped of his body
Randy Cunningham will be doomed